YOUR SEX IS ON FIRE.

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syntheticpubes:

by Matt Sharkey

supersonicelectronic:

NEEEEEEEED This.

supersonicelectronic:

NEEEEEEEED This.

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10 Reasons Not To Have Kids Yet…Or Ever

1. If you were up last night at 3 a.m., it’s your own damn fault.
2. Nothing in your closet has someone else’s barf on it. Or someone else’s poop.
3. You don’t want to keep a spare, clean diaper or a baggie of Cheerios in your purse.
4. You still want to wear a push-up bra—not a nursing bra.
5. You can’t have that second mojito if you’re breast feeding.
6. It’s probably a health hazard to carry around a 10lb baby in four-inch heels.
7. You want to spend all morning in bed having sex…and all afternoon, too.
8. You are the only one you want your guy calling a “baby.”
9. You can blast Amy Winehouse or Lil’ Kim as loud as you want as you want, whenever you want.
10. If something strange is leaking out of your vagina, it’s probably just because of your period.

thedailywhat:

Savage Chickens.

[Ed: YEEAAAAHH!]

love me some CSI Miami drinking game. :)

noonesboy:

spiegelman:

Jonathan Gold reads The Awl.

Seems true….

syntheticpubes:

by Perry Gallagher

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@noonesboy: teach me!